By Charlotte
Today I will be answering problems from people (this is meant to be a skit, nothing more)
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Fried chicken, next!
Q: How do I get mosquitos to stop biting me?
A: Easy, swat their ruler, and have your mosquito army fly you to your bug palace!
Q: What is a perfect teacher like?
A: They drink from the fishbowl and make good chicken!
Q: How do I get my crush to like me?
A: Give them a small doll made out of hair (doesn’t have to be yours!)
Q: If you could spend a day in someone’s locker, who would it be
A: The invisible locker, I heard it has heated floors and a jacuzzi!
Q: What is the best school lunch?
A: Easy, Earwax salad with toenail soup
Q: How do I get my parents to OBEY ME!?
A: Cut off their coffee privileges.
Q: What should I do when I’m fighting with my best friend?
A: Cut off a chunk of your hair and say: “I SURRENDER!”
Q: How do I get a ghost to stop haunting me?
A: Easy, the ghost likes you, go for it!
Q: What’s the best way to stay warm?
A: Make a sweater out of hair (also a good Christmas present)!
Q: How should bald people stay warm in the winter?
A: Make a hat out of duct tape, it will take you all winter to get it off!
Q: How should I treat my library book(s)?
A: Be nice to it, invite to your birthday party, or ask if your book wants to join you at recess or lunch.
I hope this advice is relevant to you, bye!