By Charlotte

Today I will be answering problems from people (this is meant to be a skit, nothing more)

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: Fried chicken, next!

Q: How do I get mosquitos to stop biting me?

A: Easy, swat their ruler, and have your mosquito army fly you to your bug palace!

Q: What is a perfect teacher like?

A: They drink from the fishbowl and make good chicken!

Q: How do I get my crush to like me?

A: Give them a small doll made out of hair (doesn’t have to be yours!)

Q: If you could spend a day in someone’s locker, who would it be

A: The invisible locker, I heard it has heated floors and a jacuzzi!

Q: What is the best school lunch?

A: Easy, Earwax salad with toenail soup

Q: How do I get my parents to OBEY ME!?

A: Cut off their coffee privileges.

Q: What should I do when I’m fighting with my best friend?

A: Cut off a chunk of your hair and say: “I SURRENDER!”

Q: How do I get a ghost to stop haunting me?
A: Easy, the ghost likes you, go for it!

Q: What’s the best way to stay warm?
A: Make a sweater out of hair (also a good Christmas present)!

Q: How should bald people stay warm in the winter?

A: Make a hat out of duct tape, it will take you all winter to get it off!

Q: How should I treat my library book(s)?

A: Be nice to it, invite to your birthday party, or ask if your book wants to join you at recess or lunch.

I hope this advice is relevant to you, bye!